CASUAL GAMES!

HI KIDS!

NOW FOR ANOTHER SERIOUS SUBJECT!

LATELY THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF DISLIKE AMONG SOME KIDS FOR ANYTHING THAT IS A  CASUAL GAME. THEY SAY THINGS LIKE 'NINTENDOGS IS NOT A REAL GAME, WHY DOES IT SELL SO WELL? WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE WIISPORTS? WHY DID LINK'S CROSSBOW TRAINING SELL BETTER THAN TWILIGHT PRINCESS? INTERESTING QUESTIONS. WHAT DOES CASUAL GAME MEAN?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW!

A CASUAL GAME IS ONE THAT EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED OF NINTENDO GAMES (ALSO KNOW AS VIDEOGAMES) CAN PLAY. THEY ARE SCARED OF VIDEOGAMES BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO HARD, TOO UNWELCOMING, THEY REQUIRE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING GAMES FOR 10 OR 20 YEARS TO PLAY. BUT CASUAL GAMES ARE GAMES THAT YOU CAN PLAY EVEN IF YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED A GAME BEFORE! TWILIGHT PRINCESS IS SCARY FOR YOUR GRANDMA, BUT NINTENDOGS IS CUTE FOR YOUR GRANDMA!

CASUAL GAMES WILL LEAD TO MORE PEOPLE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES, LEADING TO EVEN MORE PEOPLE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES, AND EVEN MORE, UNTIL THERE IS NO MORE SUCH THING AS A PERSON WHO NEEDS A CASUAL GAMES. SO CASUAL GAMES WILL EVENTUALLY DESTROY THEMSELVES, LEAVING NO NEED TO INTRODUCE PEOPLE TO VIDEOGAMES ANYMORE.

SO WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THESE CASUAL GAMES?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW.

IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID OF MAKING NEW FRIENDS! THOSE PEOPLE WHO HATE CASUAL GAMES DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID OF MAKING NEW FRIENDS! FRIENDS ARE NOT SCARY, FRIENDS ARE LIKE ME! DO NOT HATE CASUAL GAMES! DO NOT LET FEAR OF MAKING FRIENDS GET IN THE WAY OF MAKING FRIENDS!

BYE KIDS!

YOUR FRIEND,

miyamoto-SAN