Sunday, July 5, 2009

HI KIDS! I'M MOVING TO...

TWITTER!

http://twitter.com/miyamotoSAN

GO READ ME THERE, FOR IT BETTER SUITS MY GAME DESIGN PHILOSOPHY THAN BLOGGER DOES! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, WHAT IT MEANS IS THAT TWITTER MAKES US HAPPIER THAN BLOGGER DOES!

YOUR FRIEND,
YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
miyamoto-SAN

Saturday, February 14, 2009

LOVE

HI KIDS!

TODAY IS VALENTINE'S DAY (ALSO KNOWN AS LOVE DAY)! HAPPY LOVE DAY KIDS!

MAYBE YOU KIDS WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS? YOU WANT ME TO SAY "I WILL TELL YOU NOW!" AND THEN TELL YOU WHAT LOVE IS? THAT IS A TRULY REASONABLE REQUEST! BUT I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHAT LOVE IS. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I WILL NOT TELL YOU?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW!

I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHAT LOVE IS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS, YOU SEE? IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU ARE READING LOVE, BECAUSE MY ENTRIES ARE MADE WITH PURE LOVE! TO READ MY BLOG MEANS YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. THIS BLOG IS MADE OF PURE LOVE FOR ALL PEOPLE!

HAPPY LOVE DAY KIDS!

YOUR FRIEND,
miyamoto-SAN

Friday, February 13, 2009

YOUNG KIDS AND OLD KIDS

HI KIDS!

AS I HAVE WROTE HERE BEFORE, THERE ARE OLD KIDS AND YOUNG KIDS, BUT EVERYONE IS A KID. AND I MUST TELL YOU, SOMETIMES YOUNG KIDS SAY THINGS LIKE 'WHY WOULD ANYONE PLAY ORIGINAL LEGEND OF ZELDA? IT IS SO OLD! LET'S JUST PLAY TWILIGHT PRINCESS'.

THAT IS BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT BORN WHEN ORIGINAL LEGEND OF ZELDA WAS RELEASED! THAT HAPPENED IN 1986! YOUNG KIDS WERE NOT ALIVE BACK THEN, ONLY OLD KIDS! BUT ARE YOUNG KIDS RIGHT? SHOULD THEY HATE GAMES THAT ARE OLDER THAN YOUNG KIDS? IS IT NATURAL FOR YOUNG KIDS TO HATE OLD GAMES, AND FOR OLD KIDS TO LIKE OLD GAMES? SHOULD THIS BE THE WAY IT IS?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW!

NO, IT SHOULD NOT! YOUNG KIDS SHOULD GIVE OLD GAMES A CHANCE! IF A YOUNG KID CAN BE FRIENDS WITH AN OLD KID, A YOUNG KID CAN BE FRIENDS WITH AN OLD GAME! JUST GIVE OLD GAMES A CHANCE, YOUNG KIDS!

BYE KIDS!

YOUR FRIEND,
miyamoto-SAN

Thursday, February 12, 2009

CASUAL GAMES!

HI KIDS!

NOW FOR ANOTHER SERIOUS SUBJECT!

LATELY THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF DISLIKE AMONG SOME KIDS FOR ANYTHING THAT IS A  CASUAL GAME. THEY SAY THINGS LIKE 'NINTENDOGS IS NOT A REAL GAME, WHY DOES IT SELL SO WELL? WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE WIISPORTS? WHY DID LINK'S CROSSBOW TRAINING SELL BETTER THAN TWILIGHT PRINCESS? INTERESTING QUESTIONS. WHAT DOES CASUAL GAME MEAN?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW!

A CASUAL GAME IS ONE THAT EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED OF NINTENDO GAMES (ALSO KNOW AS VIDEOGAMES) CAN PLAY. THEY ARE SCARED OF VIDEOGAMES BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO HARD, TOO UNWELCOMING, THEY REQUIRE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING GAMES FOR 10 OR 20 YEARS TO PLAY. BUT CASUAL GAMES ARE GAMES THAT YOU CAN PLAY EVEN IF YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED A GAME BEFORE! TWILIGHT PRINCESS IS SCARY FOR YOUR GRANDMA, BUT NINTENDOGS IS CUTE FOR YOUR GRANDMA!

CASUAL GAMES WILL LEAD TO MORE PEOPLE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES, LEADING TO EVEN MORE PEOPLE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES, AND EVEN MORE, UNTIL THERE IS NO MORE SUCH THING AS A PERSON WHO NEEDS A CASUAL GAMES. SO CASUAL GAMES WILL EVENTUALLY DESTROY THEMSELVES, LEAVING NO NEED TO INTRODUCE PEOPLE TO VIDEOGAMES ANYMORE.

SO WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THESE CASUAL GAMES?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW.

IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID OF MAKING NEW FRIENDS! THOSE PEOPLE WHO HATE CASUAL GAMES DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID OF MAKING NEW FRIENDS! FRIENDS ARE NOT SCARY, FRIENDS ARE LIKE ME! DO NOT HATE CASUAL GAMES! DO NOT LET FEAR OF MAKING FRIENDS GET IN THE WAY OF MAKING FRIENDS!

BYE KIDS!

YOUR FRIEND,
miyamoto-SAN

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

HI KIDS!

HI KIDS!

WHAT ARE KIDS? DO YOU KNOW WHAT A KID IS? WHAT IS THIS THING THAT I SAY 'KIDS' TO? WHY DO I ALWAYS SAY HI KIDS? POSSIBLE SOME ADULTS READ THIS TOO, RIGHT?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW!

EVERYONE IS A KID AT HEART. I ADDRESS MY GAMES TO THE KID IN EVERYONE'S HEART. THAT IS WHY I SAY HI KIDS: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE 1, 11, OR 111 YEARS OLD! YOU ARE ALL KIDS AT HEART, SO I SAY HI KIDS TO ALL PEOPLE.

BYE KIDS!

YOUR FRIEND,
miyamoto-SAN

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

WHAT ARE GAMES?

HI KIDS!

NOW FOR A VERY SERIOUS SUBJECT!

THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF GAMES. BOARD GAMES, SPORTS GAMES, CARD GAMES, AND NINTENDO GAMES (ALSO CALLED VIDEO GAMES). AND MANY MORE TYPES OF GAMES, SO MANY, I CAN'T COUNT THEM. BUT WHAT DO ALL THESE GAMES HAVE IN COMMON?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW!

GAMES ARE THINGS THAT YOU PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS!

BUT YOU MIGHT BE THINKING: WAIT, miyamoto-SAN, WAIT! IF I PLAY A "SINGLE-PLAYER" GAME, HOW CAN THAT BE SOMETHING THAT I PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW!

WHEN YOU PLAY A "SINGLE-PLAYER" NINTENDO GAME, YOU ARE PLAYING THAT GAME WITH A FRIEND: ME!

BYE KIDS!

YOUR FRIEND,
miyamoto-SAN

Monday, February 9, 2009

WHAT ARE FRIENDS?

HI KIDS!

SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT WONDER: WHAT IS A FRIEND? WHAT IS A TRUE FRIEND? WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIEND? WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP? IS IT JUST AN IDEA? IS IT SOMETHING MORE? WHAT IS "FRIENDS"?

I WILL TELL YOU NOW!

YOU ARE MY TRUE AND HEARTFELT FRIENDS!

BYE KIDS!

YOUR FRIEND,
miyamoto-SAN